04 September 2026

Two zombies...


So, when they tap our Monday heads
Two zombies walk in our stead
This town seems hardly worth the time
And we'll no longer memorize or rhyme
Too far along in our climb
Stepping over what now towers to the sky
With no connection

James Mercer (The Shins)
Phantom Limb (2006)

25 June 2026

When I am king...

When I am king you will be first against the wall
With your opinion which is of no consequence at all

-- Radiohead (Philip James Selway / Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood / Edward John O'Brien / Thomas Edward Yorke / Colin Charles Greenwood)

"Paranoid Android"
from OK Computer (1997)

29 September 2025

Too good?

She said, "Spend the night with me. Tonight."

That sounded good.

She got a wistful look and said, "I need you, Joe."

And that didn't sound so good because -- there it was again -- it sounded familiar, and he had to tell himself that playing was okay, they were just having some fun. Except that she made it sound serious.

She said, "Hold me."

He did, he held her tight and she felt good. Before she felt too good he sneaked a look at his watch.

-- Elmore Leonard
La Brava (1983)


09 April 2025

Pauline Kael on "Bonnie and Clyde"

[T]he fact that it is generally only good movies that provoke attacks by many people suggests that the innocuousness of most of our movies is accepted with such complacence that when an American movie reaches people, when it makes them react, some of them think there must be something the matter with it—perhaps a law should be passed against it. 

 Pauline Kael 
The New Yorker 
October 13, 1967

12 August 2024

Babies who throw up...

For black people, being around white people is sometimes like taking care of babies you don’t like, babies who throw up on you again and again, but whom you cannot punish, because they’re babies.

-- Hilton Als
"How Richard Pryor Became America’s Comic Prophet of Race"
The New Yorker
Sept. 13, 1999

01 August 2024

"You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys..."

Every age treats its penal system as natural, inevitable, and regrettable. When men were hanged in the public square, intellectuals explained that the practice was as helpful to the hanged as it was instructive for the audience. [...] Public hangings were simply part of street life. Pickpockets attended the hangings of other pickpockets in order to pick pockets.

The New Yorker
July 22, 2024 

17 April 2024

Apollo 13 (not the movie)

Both Lovell and Swigert thought that the bang—or shudder—had come from the lunar module, and as Haise emerged from the tunnel Swigert shot out of his seat and slammed the command-module hatch shut behind him. Haise scrambled to his seat—the right-hand one—for the master alarm was now sounding in his earphones. Swigert had noticed an amber caution light glowing overhead. It didn’t signal trouble in the oxygen tank, because that alarm system was still tied up by the low-pressure warning in the hydrogen tanks; rather, it signified trouble with the electrical system, the controls for which were near Haise. About this time, the Flight Surgeon, Dr. Willard R. Hawkins, noticed that the pulse readings for all three astronauts had shot up from about seventy to over a hundred and thirty.

--  Henry S. F. Cooper, Jr.
"An Accident in Space"
The New Yorker, November 3, 1972

Me: It's the last sentence that begged me to post this.

15 April 2024

Aristotle's cardinal virtues

Prudence, justice, temperance, and courage.

from the Nicomachean Ethics

25 March 2024

About acting...

First of all, to have a career in this business is extremely hard. To have a long career is even harder. To have a long career where you’re getting good work is almost impossible.

-- Michael Imperioli
"Michael Imperioli Knows Art Can’t Save Us" (interview)
The New Yorker
March 24,2024

23 February 2024

"Crazy" translated

I hate the implication that I was creating drama. It’s like when men use the word “crazy” to describe an ex. The translation is: “She expected emotional maturity from me.”

-- Anna Holmes
His Latex Goddess
The New Yorker
February 23, 2024

30 January 2024

Oh sure, you're funny now...

[T]he champion golfer Lee Trevino remarked, “When I was a rookie, I told jokes, and no one laughed. After I began winning tournaments, I told the same jokes, and all of a sudden, people thought they were funny.”

--Evan Osnos

The New Yorker January 22, 2024

17 January 2023

John Cale on his childhood library

I really wanted to get out of Wales. When I was growing up, I was a little rough around the edges, and I tried to do whatever I could to develop a musical style. All the music I was raised on was Alban Berg, Schoenberg—a lot of strange groupings. And there was a little library in my village; the library was put there by the coal miners’ union, and if you wanted to learn anything about a song or a style of music you could find something in the library that would have that, and I went for it. That’s where I found Stockhausen. So I was growing up with real music. [emphasis mine]

-- John Cale
The New Yorker, January 15, 2023

07 December 2022

Raymond Chandler on Hollywood

I hold no brief for Hollywood. I have worked there a little over two years, which is far from enough to make me an authority, but more than enough to make me feel pretty thoroughly bored. That should not be so. The making of a picture ought surely to be a rather fascinating adventure. It is not; it is an endless contention of tawdry egos, some of them powerful, almost all of them vociferous, and almost none of them capable of anything much more creative than credit-stealing and self-promotion.

-- Raymond Chandler
"Writers In Hollywood" 
The Atlantic Monthly (1945)

31 October 2022

Converting clichés into journalism

Journalists, as a group, have to believe that the act of writing can bring light to darkness, help our fellow-citizens make sense of the world, and compose the first draft of history. The job, in many ways, is about converting chaos into clichés, in order to satisfy the profession’s clichés about its own importance.

-- Jay Caspian Kang
The New Yorker -- October 30, 2022

12 October 2022

Um, well duh me too

Steely Dan, the band famous for a certain brand of cynical, pristine nineteen-seventies jazz-infused rock, released their first album, “Can’t Buy a Thrill,” fifty years ago. They have retained a core of perfectionistic, hyperverbal fans ever since.

-- Chelsea Leu
The New Yorker (October 12, 2022)

28 September 2022

Enjoy the poetry

It is better to be spurred to acquire scholarship because you enjoy the poetry, than to suppose that you enjoy the poetry because you have acquired the scholarship.

--T. S. Eliot

an essay on Dante (1930) 

I have not found the exact source.


09 August 2022

That joke's been done

Willie Nelson’s sound guy, who’s a friend of mine, once asked me, “Why is it that any time somebody grabs a microphone in comedy there’s feedback?” I thought, Wow, that’s true—every single time. And then, with “Silicon Valley,” I was, like, I’m not going to do this in this whole series. No feedback on the mike! In the pilot, there’s a scene where a tech guy comes up and grabs a mike. And the editor put in feedback. I said, “Take it out.” The sound mixer put it back in. I said, “Take it out.” It got all the way to the final mix, and we were playing it back, and another guy who just started goes, “Oh, wait, the feedback’s gone. We’ve got to get the feedback on it!”

No. No feedback!

The New Yorker August 7, 2022

Having confidence

I had a friend in junior high—I don’t know why I was friends with him, probably because I couldn’t get anyone else to be my friend—and “Happy Days” had just come out, and he thought he was the Fonz. He thought he was the coolest guy. I remember thinking, He’s happier than I am, and it’s just because he doesn’t know any better. There’s something to be said for that kind of unfounded confidence.

The New Yorker August 7, 2022

08 July 2022

Two and two...

Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the amateur for three, or the cry of the critic for five.

-- James McNeil Whistler
from Whistler vs. Ruskin (1877) (yes, a lawsuit)

13 April 2022

How to use the F word

The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?

-- The Big Lebowski (1998)
Ethan Coen, Joel Coen